California Tech, v. 57:20, March 8, 1956

The California Tech Volume LVIl Pasadena, California, Thursday, March 8, 1956 Number 20 Plans announced for new structure on Tech campus Second ASCIT run-offs pick new officers In last Thursday's runoff election the following men. were voted into office: Herb Rauch, Glenn Converse, Chuck Bon- well and Doug Carmichael. All the amendments to the ASCIT By-laws proposed by the Board of Directors, were passed the student body. Herb Rauch was elected to the ofnce of ASCIT secretary over Vince Taylor by a margin of 251 to 226. In the race for athletic manager the outcome of Tuesday's invalid runoff was reversed Glenn Converse defeated Ed Krehbiel by a vote of 247 to 229. There was an extremely close race for the office of Rally Commissioner and Chuck Bonwell edged out Bill McClure for the job. The vote was 237 votes for Bonwell, 227 for McClure. Doug Carmichael beat Mike Talcott for second rep, 271 to 194. Architect's drawing BOD approves honor-key list Honor-key and honor-certifi-cate awards were approved last Monday evening by the newly-elected ASCIT Board of Control. Howard Berg received his third honor key; receiving their second keys were: Phil Conley, Dick Johnson, Arne Kalm, Rube Moulton, Marty Tangora, Jim Workman and John Young. Also receiving keys were: Tom Berge-man, Myron Black, Bill Davis, Craig Elliott, Louis Fletcher, Jon Harford, Dick Kirk, Frank Kofsky, Joe Lingerfelt, Nierlich, Ray Orbach, Don Walt Pet- erson and Herb Rauch. Earning certificates were. Dick Ashby, Brent Banta, Mike Bleicher, Howard Bloomberg, Ross Brown, John Carney, Dan Chilton, Hal Dale, Bob Deffeyes, Bill Dietrich, Mike Duke, Dick Hundley, Eric Johnson, Ralph Kehle, John Lango, Dave Lee- Jim Lloyd, Keith Martin, Bill McClure, Jim Mebust, John Moser, Eugene Nelson, Ed Park, and Phil Thacher. Dabney open Sun. for student snakes Dabney Hall will be open this Sunday, March 11, from 2:00 to 10:30 p.m. The Department of Buildings and Grounds is keeping the building open so that students may study there. The Humanities library in the building will not be open. If enough students use Dab- ney Hall for studying on Sun-days, ana G will keep the building open every Sunday next Photo courtesy of PLAYBOY magazine Houses and Throop elect new officers Mike Bleicher of Blacker, Pete rInley of badney, Larry wnit Jow of Fleming, Marty Tangora of Ricketts and Mike Duke of Throop were elected presidents of their respective houses at elections held during the past two weeks. Full slates of the other house officers were also chosen Bleicher beat Jon Harford Joe Lingerfelt and George Hall in the Blacker House elections. Bruce Blackie won the vice-pres-idential spot against George Hall and Bob Deffeyes The team of Dick Stark, John Stevens. and John Connover were elected unopposed as social chairmen. Wally Baer won the office of secretary and Al Farley won the race. iew Blacker librarian is Gus Akselrod Finley won over Hal Dale, Dan Mack, and Harrison Schmitt in the Dabney House dential Jerry presi-Peck beat out Walt Peterson Dick Smisek John Thomas and Clint West vice-presidency after three ballots. The team of Norm Ellet and Jim Moule were elected social vice-presidents.* Nominations for the remaining offices were held the night of elections. John Kleiderer won over Al For-sythe to become secretary. Andy Perga was elected treasurer, de feating Bud Penquite. The team of Joe Jurca and Dennis Kuli were elected athletic managers, defeating the team of Bob Schen• ter and Russ Pitzer. Whitlow defeated John Lu kesh and Jim Welsh in Flem- ing's presidential race. Welsh was then nominated and elected vice-president. Joe Fineman was re-elected secretary. The team Dave sleeve, Gilson, Dave Gilder- and Don Wiberg were elected social chairmen. Dave Yount, defeated in the vice-presi dential contest, was nominated and elected treasurer. New Fleming librarian is Kirk Polson Tangora was elected president of Ricketts over Jim Mebust and Jim Workman. Doug Ritchie was elected executive vice president over Stu Richert. Other officer elected were Vince Taylor and Mike Godfrey, social vice-presi denter hilag Hunter, secretary; Roy Stake, treasurer; and Brent Banta and Tony Leonard, athletic managers. Duke Throop, became president of defeating Talbot Mike Moore was elected vice president over Dick Cooper, Jim Rode and Ray Virzi Other of ficers elected were Kirk Irwin secretary; Art Rosenthal, treas urer; the team of Gene Robkin Chuck Malone, and Robin French, social chairmen. Jay Clearwaters and Eric Rix were elected athletic managers. Page Two (Headline on p. 8) By Notso Swift I am sailing in my 550 foot inscratt outboard yacht. Idve neen salle 1e li tor me last five Hour and one half years ago I ran out of food. I'm getting hungry. Also horny. Off in the distance, I see what looks like an island. I crawl over to the tiller and steer for the island. My stomach grum- bles. Damn I'm horny. I'm coming closer the island, close enough to smell land. No it's not and. t turns out the island is a garbage scow. Two days later, I cast adrift from the scow. I haven't eaten so well in years. Four and one-half years, to be precise. Must be precise. Just as 1 am casting off, a hurricane blows up sud-denly. The hurricane blows for days. You know, man, blow like in instrument. Finally my yacht an island. A real island. Not a garbage scow. From the side of the ship I can see some of the animals that inhabit the islands. The situa- tion is quite baffling. There are two different kinds of animals in sight: One kind resembles a jackass, the other is some type of reptile. The reptiles are gathered into groups of about twenty. In each group there is one jackass-type. The jackass-type stands to one side and excretes on the reptiles. From somewhere a bell rings. The reptile groups shift to different jackasses. The new jack- asses excrete on the reptiles like the old ones: Then the bell rings. The whole process re- peats. I am confused. Then another bell rings and all the animals leave. I jump over the side off the ship. I am exploring the island. I come upon a group of the jackasses. One jackass seems to De n charge. When the head jackass gives the signal, all the others try to kick over the trees. Finally they kick over trees. The trees are different. They do not bear ordinary fruit. They bear telephone receivers. Up in one tree is a reptile, throwing an inky fluid at the jackasses. They all ignore him. One of the jackasses sees me. They all run over and surround me. They ask me, English, who I am, what I'm doing there. You wouldn't think a jackass could speak English. It's sur- prising MOTY many jackasses speak English. I answer their questions. The head jackass tells me that the jackasses own the island. They Silorteht. call themselves CALIFORNIA TECH I ask about the scene I saw on the beach. They tell me that they are educating the reptiles. After their education is aone, the reptiles turn into jackasses. Then the new jackasses teach the reptiles. They tell me that they teach the reptiles by the scientific method, whatever that inedhs. I ask to see the reptiles. The jackasses take me to their dwell-ing. The reptiles are now sep. arated into two groups. Each group is trying to drown the other group in a nearby stream. The reptiles pay no attention to us. Finally the head jackass excretes on them. Then the rep- tiles all gather around me and stare. Damn I'm horny. The reptiles look horny too. A bell rings. Reptiles and jackasses run off. I return to my Crisscraft. In the distance garbage scow. I'm hungry. Also horny. I set sail for the garbage scow. GERALD L. K. SMITH (Continued from page 5) Smith was invited to the campus by the newly formed Cal-tech Open Forum, organized by Mike Bleicher, Don Pinkerton and John Lango. The Forum plans to invite Mr. Smith again in about a month, whenever he has recovered from his illness. Thursday, March 8, 1956 Flash! Famous politicians run for Co-Presidency of U.S.A. "Job too big for one man," say: spokesman for Eisenhogan, Trumung Dwight D. Eisenhogan and Hairy S. rumung announced today their candidacy for the office of Co-President of the United States. "This job is obviously too big for one man," a spokesman for the pair told a press conference, 'and we feel that our candidates can divide the responsibilities involved in the office in such a for us to meet our obligations at manner that nobody will have Gettysburg and Key West." too much work to do, but both "I don't know about this," men will be receiving all the per- Chief Justice "Rabbit" Warren sonal glory and graft to be de-told reporters. "Obviously if rived from the office. these guys mean to hold the job "I don't understand why any- as co-presidents, we will have to body ever expected one man to adjust the honor point situation get this job done by himself," Mr. accordingly. In fact we Trumung may was quoted as have to hold back their honor. having said to a reporter. "Now keys until they have demon- if two of us hold the office their strated an ability to do half as will be much more opportunity much work as one man." This space for autographs A Campus-to-Career Case History On the left, William Nock Colonna, B.S. in Business Administration, Virginia Polytechnic Institute, '52. "Sales results... and something more" on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. I Two and a half months after he began training with The Chesapeake & Potomac Telephone Company of Maryland, Bill Colonna went into the army, spending a year in Korea. "While in the service," Bill says, never thought of having to look for another job. I resumed my career in the telephone business as soon as I got back. What's more, my rate of pay was increased by crediting my time in the army. "After training, I was promoted to Sales Manager in Salisbury, Md. I'm responsible for initiating, planning and coordinating sales activities in an area • serving 50,000 customers in nine counties select and train men for my sales force, and help business office managers with their sales problems. "Sales and marketing in the telephone business a.C growing more important every day. We've many new and different services to offer people. It's a job with scope, variety and challenge. "Arranging for customers' communications requirements keeps me in touch with all departments of the company. These contacts add valuable experience that will always prove useful. I wanted a career that was broad and full of oppor-tunities, and that's what I've got." Bill Colonna is typical of the many young men who have interesting jobs in the telephone business. Career opportunities of many kinds exist in other Bell Telephone Companies, and in Bell Telephone Laboratories, Western Electric and the Sandia Corporation. Your placement officer has more information about these companies. Dell Telephone System Dr. Bartlett named to Board Dr. James A. Bartlett, promin- motor broke down. ent Pasadena physician, has Mr. Furbish's only additional been elected a member or the comley was the curtslen "That Council of Trustees of the Call was no ladle, that was my rits- fornia Institute of Technology, lam." it was announced next week ai The Committee reports also the meeting of the Bored. that all men eligible for competi- Dr. Bartlett, who has been liv- tion in the 100-meter breast- ing in a tenement under what stroke should get in condition he describes as possible completely im- by matriculating before Septem- conditions, is the ber at the latest. in order that senior attending staff of the Los the recommendations of the Angeles Hysterical Society and committee fulfilled. It was has done work as an itinerant also stated that Mrs. Dimaggio batboy for the Boston Bruins. Mr. Boris Barisch, a reporter would exhale deeply and then strip to the raw in Fleming for the naile newspappr lounge at an unannounced time seen about the same time to be in the future. No explanation sporting two black eyes as a re-was offered for this pheno sult of swimming at excessively menon. high altitudes when his starter Science marches on! California Tech Entered as second-clacal fortia, fornia, Moer he Act Of March the 875t Office in Pasadena, CAMPUS BARBER SHOP (In Old Dormitory) ALL HAIRCUTS-$1.25 Hours 8 a.m. -5:30 p.m. TWO BARBERS TO SERVE YOU NICK INTRODUCTORY OFFER One 8x10 PORTRAIT Bronze Finished with 6 Wallet Size your choice from 4 poses Special for EacheS 6x PLAt Culty Member PLATINO With Purchase of $5.00 or More PIXIE'S PHOTO STUDIOS 1503 E. Colorado Street Pasadena 4, California SYcamore 5-4723 Appointment Necessary PAUL 49c Thursday, March 8, 1956 CALIFORNIA TECH Our heroes Honest Unbiased Neat Distinguished Page Three Gregarious Open-minded Ready Attractive Damn, we're neat When the songs are light And the fire's bright For real delight-have a CAMEL! -Man, that's pure pleasure! It's a psychological fact: Pleasure helps your disposition. If you're a smoker, remember - more people get more pure pleasure from Camels than from any other cigarette! No other cigarette is so rich-tasting, yet so mild! CAMEL Camel B.J, Berzolde Tobacco Co., Winston-Salom, N. C Page Four CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, March 8, 1956 dining out STUDENT HOUSE DINING ROOMS, 1301 E. California, Pas-adena. 12 & 6:30 weekdays; 12 & 6 Sun SYcamore 6-9696. No bar. If you like good food excel-lently prepared by oriental chefs ana servea in a dengnuur au mosphere of rollicking good fun, then you should try the Caltech student houses sometime. These spacious dining rooms encourage a fine expansive feeling that en-courage one to expand to the Greasy to get some lunch. The oriental chefs, under the close supervision of their hap-py-go-lucky manager, Mrs. South-worthless, prepare such favorite dishes as lice-on-rice, crud-on- spud, overcooked steak, and half-cooked pork. Unfortunately, the wonderful creamed • asparagus- on-toast has been dropped from the menu. A very unique feature is the dumbwaiter that brings the food from the kitchen to the serving These dumbwaiters are equipped with cold air jets which cool off the food on the way up so it won't burn the pa-trons' mouths. However, in the final analysis, it is the excellent service by the genial young men in gleaming white jackets that Student House make the Dining Rooms audience such a good place to dine. Duncan Hines men's elothing Styles in clothes, like history, repeats itself. Hor instance the fashions that were popular in 1ylu are now une latest thing. Right on their toes and up-to- date are the quaint little shops on South Fair Oaks between Col. orado and Gréen. And you can pick up these things at a real bargain, too: 10 cents for a pair pleatless pants tisp pleats rinbed out in an automo bile accident in 1930), two dol-lars for a herring-bone suit, and ties are selling at the phenomi-nal price of one cent. Not only that but these clothes are not just imitations of the 1910 styles, they're the real thing. Jim Clinton movies HOPALONG CASSIDY MEETS FRANKENSTEIN. Frankenstein and Hopalong are both in love with sheepierdet uat2rlo1 named Leah Lambfry. Hopalong is getting the best of the rival- Frankenstein him behind a butte and starts to strangle him to death. Hopa- Jong's horse, Douglas, races into Tucson after aid. He runs into saloon, neighing "We don't serve frantically. horses," says the bartender, and he is about to throw Douglas out when some customers recognize him as Hopalong's horse. "Lovable old Hopalong must be in trouble," they say. They organize a posse and follow Douglas back to the kutte, where Frankenstein, ap- parently made sluggish by the sun, is still strangling Hopalong. The monster is apprehended and finally killed after some light fieldpieces are brought up. Then Leah Lambfry comes up and rubs noses with Hopalong. In 75 pictures Hopalong has never kissed a girl. Max Shulman music ROBERT SHAW CHORALE will perform in Pasa Civic Aud. Thurs Nov 17 at 8:30 pm. They will presentsan all Negro spir. itual program featuring Rock-a My Troll in the Bosom of Abra-ham, I'm Climbin' Up the So cial Ladder, Chillun, & Integra tion's Not For Me Don't Wanta Go to School With Those Dam Ole Whites. ARTURO TOSCANINI is com- ing out of retirement to conduct the Lighthouse Allstars in a program of Bach fugues & Schoen-berg 12-tone compositions. Shrine Aud. Tues July 4, 4 am. THE ANDREW SISTERS will present an all Richard Strauss program Sun aft, Apr 31. By spe-cial request they will do Death & Transfiguration & Also Sprach Zarathustra. GENE NORMAN presents Zino Francescatti in a program of the best loved popular songs of our day, including that old fa- vorite witnaraw urie the Morn ing Sun is Nigh. Cresendo Club,. March 8, 12:30 p.m. Igor Stravinsky art Art? Yeah, man. Well, Art he's SnaWUs NO NVW 311111 been with the band about two three years now. Y'know, man, I mean he blows, man. He blows cool, man. Y'know, man, he blows... blows ... like an in-strument. Art's a real swinging cat. Don't hang me, man. Pablo Picasso Geil ay pented hing OI (Who Ordered Beer on the Rocks?) "Yumpin' Yiminy, shall I throw it back?" said Brunn-bilde, swinging Eric lightly off the ground by his ears, "I've seen better heads on a stein of beer." But as Eric hung there, something happened. He looked into Brunnhilde's eyes: first one, then the other, and then the other. It was obviously a case of love at first fright. The Valkyries were touched. They trotted out the beer and pretzels, and forthwith there was much rejoicing. The Vikings enjoyed the beer so much that Eric praised it in a saga, and consequently he is recognized as the originator of the singing commercial. This is the saga of a fierce and ferocious Viking named Eric the Error who was sailing his ship homeward after a successful voyage to North America (he had won 64,000 cans of sardines on a TV quiz show because he knew where Chloe went). As Eric's ship neared the coast of Sweden, some Valkyries, who were touring with a Wagnerian road show, spotted it, and figuring to lure it on the rocks, began singing their siren song: "Vat Brunnhilde Vants, Brunnhilde Getts" (this being, of course, her maiden name). When Eric heard the a-luring voices of the Swedish girls, his eyes lit up. "A Ha," he said, "what attractive dishes! And I also understand they brew a very fine barrel of beer." Meanwhile, back at the beach, the Valkyries were plot-ting. "When they hit those rocks," said Brunnhilde, a shy broth of a lass who would have made any backfield in the Big Ten, "it's every girl for herself. But remember, a well-clobbered Viking is apt to be more affectionate." So just as they planned, Eric's ship crashed on the rocks and the Valkyries were on them. It was man against muscle and the muscles won. ＊ FOOTNOTE: If you wish to know what the Vikings wer about, し、しもす huaweiser the next ume you order beer. It's the recognized companion Life. there's Bude ist festie e casiong Budweiser® KING OF BEERS ANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC. • ST. LOUIS • NEWARK • LOS ANGELES 656-CC6 Thursday, March 8, 1956 Eddy Tory All Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe left wetter mur- der inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock florist. 1315k ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. Wan moaning Rat Rotten Hut's murder cauldron set: "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter end shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tudor cordage offer groin murder hoe lefts honor udder site offer forist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily doll inner florist, end yonder nor sorghum stenches stopper torque wet strain-ers!" "Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, end tickle ladle basking end stuttered oft. Honor wrote tudor cordage offer groin murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail," set disk wicket woof, "evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares or putty gull goring wizard ladle basking?" "Amor goring tumor groin murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Gram- mar's seeking bet. Amor ticking arson burden barter end shirker cockles." "O hoe! Heifer blessing woke," setter wicket woof. Butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tudor cordage offer groin murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter. End den-oh, bore!" Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinny retched a cordage offer groin murder, picket inner winner end sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh disk abdominal woof, lipped honor betting adder rope. Zany pool down a groin murder's nut cup end gnat gun, end curdle dope inner bet. Inner ladle wile Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage an ranker dough ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard," set- ter wicket woof, disgracing is verse. "Oh grammar," crater ladle gull. "Wart bag icer gout!" "Buttered lucky chew whiff, dolling," whiskered disk ratchet woof, wetter wicket small. "Oh grammar, water noise! A nervous bag sore anomalous prognosis." "Buttered small your whiff," inserter woof, ants mouse worse waddling. "Oh grammar, water mousey gout! bag suture bag mouse." wave worry on forger nut gull's least warts. Oil offer sod- den throne offer end sprinkling otter bet, disk curl end bloat Thursday woot ceased pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut end garbled erupt. Moral: Yonder nor sorghum shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers. Gerald L. Smith will not speak Gerald L. K. Smith, leader of the Christian Nationalist Party, who was to speak at Blacker House tonight, will not be able to visit the campus because of illness. (Continued on Page 2) FOR A HOME OF YOUR OWN PLEASE CALL NELSON AHRNS AT The William Wilson Co. "Since 1887" 40 M. garfleid, Pasadena SY 3-8111 RY 1-6961 Realtors CALIFORNIA TECH Page Five Campus Brewins All ye faint heart take cour- old whispered in his ear of her age. After a two term famine first attempt at marriage and of in the wilderness Shy Guy Phil her lovely "wo year old child. Conley has tooken out a girl Tell me, Chuck, is that really a and what's even more surpris-record? ing-he seemed to enjoy it. the Fleming Throop At Casino party her fantastic skill caused the couple to end up with the most money and consequently the bottle with the cork in it. I mean they got a prize for winning most money. Quick thinking Phil relieved her of all verpudton vy taking over is disposal himself. Flash-Rauchy Jim Ball has just joined the AFROTC to be. come a jet pilot. He declined comment except when asked about his opinions of Senator McCarthy, he turned his head and said, "It's b-beautiful day!" How Bohemian! After months of fruitless at- tempts, the persistent Mr. Wheatley finally managed to get a dave with one more comely of the serving wenches at a nearby eatery, and for the Apache Dance, no less. It was near the middle of the dance when the lovely eighteen-year- The Big Split It seems that the most indivisible couple at Tech are about to break up. Gordie is suing for separation, saying that Dick has been showing affection for someone else. What really made Gor-die make up his mind was Dick's throwing him out of the room the other night so Dick and another gay blade could make time with two girls who for some reason didn't seem to find Blacker House (too bad, boys!) What's wrong Dick, doesn't Gordie satisfy you anymore? Laurel and Hardy The Beak has heard rumors stating that blind dates aren't always made to order. At least a tall lad by the name of Dave seems to think this. His date may have been cute but what Dave wants to know is how can a fellow over six feet tall see his date while dancing if she is only five three? (This includes three-inch heels). Attention! The beak has heard from the Pentagon (Throop Hall) that Jwal TrOns (multi- pointed shaft) has announced that all finals for undergrads have been cancelled. His only reason was that Tech men should spend more time with girls and that House life was more important than pulley problems. The following comments were heard throughout the campus: Grad Student Instructor: Damn, doesn't he know that misery loves company? Mrs. Green sitting in Cad: But think of all the money I will lose in Bluebooks Bonwell: Let's have a party! New Club Member Again the halls of Ricketts were filled with a scream as Van de Houten and date came upon Karl Kesler clad only in under shorts. We know that this fad is catching, but don't you think that you should restrain your self some, Karl? CAMPUS BREWINS EGAD!! EGAD!! EGAD!! So Good to your TASTE - So Quick on the DRAW! Caltech Pharmacy PRESCRIPTIONS Dependable Registered Pharmacists FOUNTAIN BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER 882 East California Street SYcamore 2-2101 Pasadena 1, California EFFECTIVE FILTRATION KING SIZE 1. SUPERIOR TASTE 2. SUPERIOR FILTER So good to your taste because of superior So quick on the draw! Yes, the flavor comes tobaccos. Richer, tastier -especially selected clean -through L&M's exclusive Miracle Tip. for filter smoking. For the flavor you want, Pure white inside, pure white outside, as a here's the filter you need. filter should be for cleaner, better smoking EM FILTERS 811608778 MENS TORACCO Ca RELAX WITH LiVI MAKETRAY BIG RED LETTER DAY! Page Six CALIFORNIA TECH The Cool Sports Corner Ho hum, Tech by Frank K. Merriwell beat Oxy again Your wandering reporter traveled out to Redlands last week Caltech's brilliant Beavers for the SCIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZC conference re- smashed to two tremendous ten- lays, and boy, was I ever impressed by the crowd. They really had nis triumphs last week in an ex- the beat, man, and that solo cheerleader from Oxy was the coolest. traordinary display of spirit, I noticed my good friend Dick Hundley in the crowd at Redlands at ability, etc. the SCIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZC conference relays Highlight of the week was a at Redlands. He was looking worriedly through the crowd and muttering something about like this, "Is it really true that the some guys named Sophomores are near?" Tokheim and Poisner. It was a I think that's what he said, anyway. thrilling unforgettable match A new record was released last week by Phil Conley, alto notallah. He hits the high spots well, but he's a little weak in the lower ranges. I predict that this record will be a smash hit, something that will stick in people's memories, or something like that. Bob Gutowski of Eagle Rock, Southern California. USA, Earth. high jumped 5'6" in high school, but in spite of it all he turned to pole vaulting and wriggled over the bar at Redlands at the SCIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZC CONFERENCE RELAYS at the pole vaulting pit (sure was a nice pit). and the final score was about 6-3, 3-6, 10-9, or something like that. Tom Hays took the first sin- sos maich from Oxy's Tony Catabone 7-5, 63. One of the most critical points was won by Hays as he served it, Cantabone returned it, Hays returned it, Cantabone returned it, Hays re- I sure was glad to see Dick Herlein go over the bar at seven feet Saturday, The poor kid was really trying hard. Next week your roving reporter intends to go to ELAJC to watch him pole Rumor has it that he's taking his own cross bars with him, and they're the unbreakable kind. I certainly hope so. Cantabone returned it, Hays returned it ... and the point was won. Boy heroes for Tech are Tom Hays, Dave Yount, Bernie Muel-ler, Gene Barnes, Al Poisner On the national sports scene, Fleming won the interhouse swim meet, Ricketts was second and Blacker was third Dabney took fourth and Throop edged out the rest of the teams for fifth place. Outstanding star of the meet was Bob Seldeen, who announced an IRE meeting at lunch in all the houses. Naturally Sam Phillips and his group were in the crowd, throughout. dispensing sincere enthusiasm Too many people in the stands at the Oxy track meet though, I nearly fainted from stage fright. and Bob Tokheim. The Beaver tennis squad is performing without the services of Phil Conley, Caltech's candidate for Little All-American. Conley is suffering from an acute case of bulging biceps (olympus arcanus. HEY STOP! IT'S LUCKY WHAT'S THIS? For solution see paragraph below. SUNDIAL WITH 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW Charles Segal OSTRICH IN DANGER samue paiRin U. of California FISHING AROUND for a better-tasting cigarette? Investigate the Droodle above: Skin diver taking Lucky break on shore. Moral: Experts on deep-down enjoyment prefer Luckies because they taste better. As you know, Luckies are made of fine tobacco... naturally good-tasting tobacco that's TOASTED to taste even better. So get in the swim-light up a Lucky. You'll say it's the best-tasting cigarette you ever smoked! DROODLES, Copyright 1953 by Roger Price TOON RUNNI IN PIGPEN Filee South Dakota State "IT'S TOASTED" to taste better! Students! EARN $25! Cut Droodle gold on sor au we Thursday, March 8, 1956 Frosh Sports for 55-56 deserve much support?? by Bent Since it's the end of the basketball season, right now it seems particularly appropriate that special mention be made of several of the outstanding efforts put forth by. individuals on the various teams. To begin with, a big vote of thanks to a big boy, in rib big gome of the offer then so hip ed om "Long Jim and then with occasional points were little Jerry Just, and "Warm Bench" Newman. Almost forgot to mention the score of that final game against Pomona; the Beavers dropped another close one in five, count 'em-5, overtimes, 119 to 3. Sports Quiz Really makes you feel great when leam comes through with the old high school try for Tech: and that's exactly what the Frosh netmen did against Oxy, last week. Behind in the match, eight to nothing, the first doubles team refused to give in, driving the Oxy men all the way. Finally, after an intense struggle, Cormia and Frasier talked the Oxy men into forfeiting. Seems there was a big dance that night at Oxy Can vou guess who this fa mous athlete is? If you'll look on page seven you'll find the answer to this tantalizing ques-tion. and the fellows hated to be late for it. Director Musselbound's an- nouncement that interscholastic competition in the SCIAABCDE-FGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY ZC will be discontinued next DROODLE TIME! year, has been greated with a great deal of approval on all sides. When the full program of is enacted, there will be several extra hours for snaking every day. This program has been heartily endorsed by the entire faculty. Herlein! Who's he? Under the expert guidance of one Richard Herlein, heralded coach of the Caltech track squad, the mighty Beaver cindermen wiped out all contenders, includ ing Oxy, at the annual SCIABC DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW XYZC relays Saturday at Red-Final score was Caltech Oxy 1: Lomona .0000½; and 2; 8; Redlands Whittier, 000069. Herlein's little men squad) (frosh did equally well, as Veronica Forkass came down with monthly disturbance and stayed home but she was there in spirit and that's what counts. The best performance of the day was turned in by Mary N. block, ace Tech high hopper. Mss Brock shattered the existing SPAAS women's high hop (Continued on page 7) Cramming for Exams? LUCKY STRIKE IT'S TOASTED: CIGARETTES Lucky Droodle, Box 67A, Mount LUCKIES TASTE BETTER - Cleaner, Fresher, Smoother! @AT. 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Also they have a coach. Dick Van hypocrite. You will not cloy Kirk, sports yourself, but boy, will you ever editor, and Bob Walsh, assistant be "in it." sports editor (a title dreamed up Herb Rauch lives in Tucson, to look good in the election), and Arizona. Tucson offers the win- Kay Sugasomethingorother and ter visitor all he could desire. Tony Leonard and Brent Banta There is sun, nearuti and everybody else in this hole sull. desert scenery we use for an office are not out sun, montonous desert scenery, for golf. Rauch, sun, sand, sun, Anybody interested in caddy- suit sailu. more sand, caclus Here's answer to today's quiz In case you haven't guessed who our famous sports personality is yet, here are a few clues. The man pictured shows the most prominent side of his per-sonality, a difficult feat in these good photography He has silowli considerable inter- est in a variety or athleuc en deavors, ParuCulal oilt volving good wind and not so good timing. Of course, ne re mains his modest self in spite of the reams of praise heaped upon him. As a final hint, here's his father's name: Daddy. Oh, yes, the man pictured is none other than T. S. Kofsky. Page Seven HERLEIN! (Continued from page 6) record by leaping over the bar at 2 megaherleins. Commented Brock, "Ouch?" But it was the tremendous showing of the glorious Herlein which inspired victory. the Beavers to Rev. Richard pushed Oxy's Gutowski to 14'9". During the rowever pole- vaulting was temporarily halted as Herlein's style proved disast-rous, and officials were forced to searca tor more crossbars. Another outstanding perform- er was Phil Conolly of Caltech, who hurled the javelin 75 (yards, that is). Despite the fact that he had to save his energy for a date that nignt he still uncorked a tremendous throw. Glub! 310 Nice pit, Jim What's doing at Pratt & Whitney Aircraft R. P. I. Dedicates Graduate Study Center Near Main Plant Engineers participating in graduate study program complement their classroom training with laboratory experience gained through their daily employment. Have you tried Nair? Craig Elliott Chuck Bonwell, noted boy, said in an exclusive interview recently, "Do you realize that in only a little more than a month the all-conference SCIA-BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU VWYZC conference meet is going to be held, and if I'm going to win the quarter-mile run I'm sulls to have to start taming and stop 8018 out with the boys." Ed Krehbiel said, "What the heck, I'm still a neat guy, I don't care what you say." We Highly Recommend CARL'S CALTECH BARBERS Friendly Personalized Service California Near Lake The dedication last month of a full-fledged graduate center near the Pratt & Whitney Aircraft plant East Hartford, Connecticut, set a precedent in relationships berween industry and education. a cost of $600,000, P & W A's parent company purchased and equipped the building that was presented outright to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute for its Hartford Graduate Center, Moreovet, additional grant by this industry leader to R.P.I. was used to establish a liberal fellowship fund. Since last fall, when classes first began, this tuition-assis-tance plan has functioned to assure advanced education for Pratt and Whitey Aircraft's applied scientists and engineers. The new graduate study center, 115 miles away from its home campus in upper New York State, is staffed by a resident, full-time faculty. Engineers at Pratt & Whitney Aircraft and other companies in the vicinity are able now to continue their education without interrupting their normal employment. Designed to raise the level of knowledge and to broaden the base from which research can be ap-proached, ٢٦١٩ unique new concept of education will lead enrolled engineers to greater achievement in their careers through pursuit of advanced degrees in specialized tields from the nation's oldest engineering college. Engineers from Pratt & Whitney Aircraft waiting for classes to begin at R.P.I's new graduate study center. Courses, leading to advanced degrees in specialized fields, include Aeronautical Engineering, Applied Mechanics, Higher Mathematics, Thermodynamics, Nuclear Technology. Your Nearest Laundry SUDS-KISSED Authorized Westinghouse Laundromat Near corner of Lake and California Dry Cleaning-Finished Laundry Free Parking-SGH Green Stamps 24-Hour Laundry Drop 922 E. California St. SY. 2-2300 The vast facilities required for practical application of advanced technical knowledge to the development of future aircraft engines are housed in A's Willgoos Laboratory tie words Most convirr privalcis ownce Lurbite lavoratory R. P. I's Hartford Graduate Center, one-story in a suburban drive from the p& w location, is just few minutes student tacilities includi a large lecture room, a library, classrooms, seminar rooms, a cafeteria, and parking areas. World's foremost designer and builder of aircraft engines PRATT & WHITNEY AIRCRAFT DIVISION OF UNITED AIRCRAFT CORPORATION EAST HARTFORD CONNECTICUT Page Eight CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, March 8, 1956 THE IN VICEROY'S $50,000 WINNERS the 50 students who wrote the best names for Viceroy's filter... a filter made from WINNERS OF 10 THUNDERBIRDS pure cellulose-soft, snow-white, natu-ral!. and the college organizations named by the 10 Thunderbird winners to receive RCA VICTOR Big Color TV Sets. 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